How to make a quick buck

By spending US$599 on a PS3 pre-order unit or lined up to buy it, then hawk it off on eBay for 5 times the price!

Wonder which suckers are gonna buy it. I mean, if you're serious enough to spend 5 times the amount, I'm guessing you'd be serious enough to plonk down some money on a pre-order or wait in line a day before! Oh OK, you were on a holiday to Mars when they launched it. Go right ahead then!

*checks unit trust prices* Damn! Maybe I should've gone to line up and get one and do this eBay thing...